March 2012
February 2012
I dont know why this is so funny →
this blog is hilarious
I hate it when teachers say "from all this...
damnthatswhatshesaid:
BITCH, SHUT UP. From all of this complaining, I assume you’re still single.
Life.
Anyone: What's wrong?
My mind: I used to do so well in school but I'm not anymore.
My mind: The people I call friends, aren't my actual friends.
My mind: I'm constantly feeling alone.
My mind: I'm starting to look at myself different.
My mind: Nothing feels the same anymore.
My mind: I feel like I'm going to fail at anything I try to do.
My mind: I feel like no one cares about me.
My mind: I just wanna sleep all day and never wake up.
Me: Oh nothing I'm fine.
skytsengel:
like an hour after i eat anything chocolate i find random melted pieces of chocolate on my clothes and skin that i don’t recall at all
what
Plankon: F is for fire that burns through the whole town!
Plankton: U is for Uranium...BOMBS! N is for-
Spongebob: Plankton!
Me: mom can we get some fast food?
Mom: we have food at home
Me: THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED
Every action you take or don't take has an...
